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Episode III: The Wrong Shawntel I’m actually posting this within twenty-four hours of the show’s airing! Unfuckingbelievable. We’ve moved from Sonoma to San Francisco, which isn’t exactly a big geographical change, but it reminded me of one of this show’s … Continue reading
Episode II: Attack of the Silicone (Yup… more lame Star Wars jokes) In staying true to the name of this blog, I didn’t even manage to turn my notes from last week’s Bachelor episode into a post. Fuck I’m lazy; … Continue reading
Episode I: The Phantom Menace (it’s probably herpes) The first question you’re probably asking yourself: men actually watch the Bachelor? Yes, we do, for the following reasons (in no particular order): Women are crazy, especially when they’re competing with each … Continue reading