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Bring on Draft Relegation!

The NBA has a tanking problem. This is not a secret. Teams are intentionally and unapologetically trying not to win. Many people have written about it, and whether or not the tactic has any merit or not is something that … Continue reading

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Making Value Judgments

After watching the first season of True Detective¬†on HBO I found myself in a very contemplative state, but probably not the state the show intended, and certainly not the state Rustin Darkness Yeah! Cohle lived his days in. Part of … Continue reading

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Driven to Extinction: the Vancouver Grizzlies Experiment

22 percent (21.956 actually; they didn’t earn the full 22). Over the course of six seasons (including the strike-shortened 1998-99 season), the Vancouver Grizzlies NBA franchise didn’t even manage to win 22 percent of their games. If you ask a … Continue reading

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Fatherhood Quarterly

Ten things I’ve learned in my first three months as a father: I’m a really selfish person; if not in my actions, then definitely in my own mind. Having a daughter seems to be curing me of that really fast. … Continue reading

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A Plea to the Cowboys Players

Dear Tony and co, It’s been a tough year. It’s been tough in the same way that a lot of Cowboys seasons have been tough lately; talent wasted, leads squandered, coaches befuddled, Jerry indignant. Honestly, look at your season. Assuming … Continue reading

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Einstein must have been a Cowboys fan

If insanity is best defined as “doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results,” then they better get started on some new asylums, because there are a lot of Cowboys fans in the world, and this is … Continue reading

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Scenes from a Theatre

What the fuck happened to people? When did it become ok to disregard even the most basic social graces? A wave in traffic, holding a door open, sorting out your order before getting to the front of a line… this … Continue reading

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